4 can box and 3 x 19.2 can lot
4 cans of 2026 Supermassive Cafe Deth four-pack 14% ABV.
“Inspired in part by the disconcertingly large gravitational singularity at the center of our galaxy, we devised Supermassive Café Deth to be the midpoint of a theoretical bourbon barrel-aged stout-coffee continuum. After a painstaking eighteen months of aging, this slightly sweet blend of Deth's Tar meets its cosmic binary in the form of freshly roasted Dark Matter coffee to the tune of ten pounds per oak barrel.”
1 can of 2026 Mixed Berry Supermassive Cafe Deth IMPERIAL STOUT AGED IN BOURBON BARRELS WITH COFFEE AND BERRIES - 12% ABV
Mixed Berry Supermassive Café Deth was inspired by blending the last splashes of Mixed Berry Ryeway and Supermassive Café cans after a remote tasting panel during lockdown. The fruit here is subtle - only playing a supporting role to the otherwise coffee-focused BA stout.
Its nose is nearly identical to that of its unfruited counterpart, only meaningfully deviating in flavor and finish. A flash of forepalate sweetness gives way to the malt and coffee before the acid comes in and helps punctuate the finish in short order.
Supermassive Café Mocha Deth - 14.7% ABV This staggeringly satisfying monument to decadence features the same vanilla-laden two-year V.S.O.D. blend from Blanton's, Weller Special, and Stagg Jr. barrels comprising the base for Supermassive Café Deth '24, with over ten pounds per barrel of freshly roasted Guatemalan and El Salvadorian coffees and another ten pounds per barrel of Mexican cocoa nibs from our buds at Dark Matter Coffee.
Stoopermassive Cafe Deth - 14.9% ABV Sick and tired of having to choose between beer and coffee? We've got you covered! Fully embracing the spirit of "stupid things done smartly," this caffeinated incantation is at once both V.S.O.D., and Dark Matter cold-brew coffee. With over twenty pounds per oak barrel of Guatemalan and El Salvadorian coffees, "Stoopermasive" is twice as coffee-forward as Supermassive, and nearly eight times as regular old Café Deth. Quite simply, it's coffee made from beer.
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